Pakistan VS India

Disclaimer: I claim no credit whatsoever for this video. It was not recorded by me, edited by me or uploaded by me and definitely not starring me. But enjoy anyway.

It's entitled velan VS hasan, but the title Guilhem gave in his blog totally nailed it:

Pakistan VS India

Kama sutra alright.

Let’s get one thing straight. I'm not trying to poke fun at the two countries or start a war, it's just an ongoing, -not so- inside joke in my class. So please, put down the pitchforks and douse those torches. It's for your own good. I am armed and dangerous. Yes, sarcasm is a weapon. And I'm not afraid to use it.

Also, in case the dimwitted ones (no offence intended... well actually, I did mean to offend, so nevermind) haven't figured it out yet, it was frenchie himself working the camera. I got this video off his blog, with his permission, of course.

And it was 'for fun'. They fight for fun, take no offence at all and Jonathan says being a male is harder than being a female? Pft. Try getting into a catfight that rough and you'll be lucky if she ever breathes the same air as you do ever again.

Okay, big slight exaggeration there. But still, please kindly walk a mile in our freakin' 5-inch heels before saying labour pains are the only things females need to suffer! My bet would be that you guys wouldn't last 10 metres without screaming like a little girl that your feet are on fire.

*senses that she is raising sexist issues* Ok, I'll shut up. For now.

Oh, yeah, Guilhem claimed that after the recording, they tried to push him into the water too, but he overpowered them and pushed them in instead. Now setting aside the Pakistan and India matter, they're really Malaysians, kan? And Guilhem is French, oui?

^The french guy^

So technically, France pwned Malaysia. =.= Thanks Kudravelan and Hasan, you made us so proud.

Bee tee doubleyew, Guilhem also said that he wasn't supposed to post this on his blog. So if Velan and Hasan ever found out, they would go after him, and then he might come after me. Or they could directly attack both of us.

.....dot dot dot.....

Wish me luck!

One last thing before I really put the full stop on my crap.

I want to say goodbye to Kudravelan (the one representing India apparently) who will be leaving us and departing to Penang soon. By this time next week, he'll probably be sitting in a classroom in a school in Penang Island, catching up with his old friends, being top of his school again and in the process, diminishing 5B and Seafield into a distant memory.

So I just want to say that we won't forget you and we hope you won't forget us, Kudra! Safe trip and good luck. Try to come for the year end party, if there is one.

Don't kill me,

~*JJ*~

P. S.: the update blog post will come soon. Just not sure how soon. ^.^"

To: Readers of my stories

To those that haven't been on my Q account for long, here's a repost of my Q Journal:

Right, so I've been off for quite a while now due to lack of Internet at my new house and that I'm taking major will-determine-your-entire-future sort of exams this year. And my country, race and parents themselves value education alot, so I have to get good results. Pressure...

Though I already got my Internet, my exams is also the reason why my stories update will be rather sparse this year. Study, study, study. My results have been slipping. The government is lousy. Such a big leap of education level between form 3 and 4. Form 5 is even worse.

Apparently, I'm supposed to have only 1 to 2 hours daily of leisure time, my mum said. And that leisure time should not be used for TV, computer or even reading. It should be used to search for college courses on the Net which I can take next year.

Wonderful.

Ok, ok. Main Point. I've posted a Tenten story on ff.net. Linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4092339/1/Sharp_Edges. Please R&R. If you have time, please check out my other stories too. Thanksies!

I've also finished a chapter of Take A Risk, but I haven't edited it yet. I just completed my monthly exams and have been busy. But I need to start studying for my midterms because they are very important. Those are the results they (the college or university) will look at after my SPM exams results and SPM trials results. I must do well.

Anyway, I really hope you visit my account and read some of the stories. I need reviews to improve my writing.

Lastly, thanks guys, for patiently waiting during what I will now call my 'unofficial hiatus' (some more than others *hint hint*). And to my loyal readers, I am forever in your debt.

That's a nice note to leave on.

~*JJ*~

P.S.: I will be doing an update blog entry soon. Everything that has happened to me since my unofficial hiatus till now, I will rant about.