Waffle Love

Who doesn't like waffles, pancakes and french toast?

"Dude, how can you not like waffles, pancakes and french toast? They're so good. How can you not like them?"

Waffle fluffiness. Smothered in butter, maple syrup, ice cream too sometimes. And beneath it, glorious layers of chocolately goodness. Oh, my mouth is watering.

*left to grab something to eat*

Right, back. Got some chocolate to eat since there are no waffles in the house. Oh, the sin!

Before that, I was just reading Jon's post about anti-proverbs and was reminded of some of them that I've read before.

Okay, not really anti-proverbs, but still really interesting. Too bad I can't remember most.

Here are a few though:

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts sure do.

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

The early bird catches the worm, but the early worm gets caught.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Not the brightest crayon in the box. (crayon's are cuter than knives xD)

And this one:

Let sleeping dragons lie.

Heard it before? Yup, Hogwarts from Harry Potter. Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus actually translates to "never tickle a sleeping dragon" but it techinically means "let sleeping dragons lie".

Anyway, here are the waffle vidoes. Friend sent it to me some days ago. Watch it, I command you!

I really need waffles now. T.T





Roflmaololhahahachokesanddiesonlaughtercough

The second one just cracked me up! Been annoying Simon with this song.

"It's because of the damn song."
"What song?"
"That 'do you like waffles, yeah we like waffles, do you like pancakes, yeah we like pancakes' "
"Owh. Hey, guess what?"
"What?"
"DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? YEAH, WE LIKE WAFFLES! DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES? YEAH, WE LIKE PANCAKES!"

*giggles maniacally*

Okay, I know it was lame but still, it nearly got me to pee in my pants.

Well, not really. But it is hilarious.

Okay, anyway, I think I just grossed myself out with that pee comment.

...

LOL WAFFLES

Heh, okay. Goodnight. Should be studying history really. Haven't gone past the first chapter in nearly a week.

Desperate now.

Buenos noches (lol, Chew gave me that idea. Love spanish!),

~*JJ*~

P.S.: Font colour and all those functions haven't returned yet. Missing o2jam too.