All Gone

Three options:

a) kill my sister
b) binge uncontrollably
c) get drunk with a can of beer

None of which are available because:

a) homicide is sadly illegal
b) I'm on a diet
c) you can't get drunk with 1 miserable can of beer

Life is good.

At least I've awesome friends to cheer me up:

"I got six... no seven... six... seven bars!" (of phone reception)
"I got eleven! You know, 7 11."
"*stunned by lameness*"
"It's a store and more!" (can totally imagine his lame turn off face)
"o.o"