Resolutions Anyone?

Ok, please do not believe what that person says.

Whatever allegations you heard was not true! I did NOT call that old lady stupid on account of her age. I'm not agist ageist age-ist age-prejudiced ok!

That bloody old bugger cut me off! And I was already rushing to fetch mummy from college! D:

So jual ikan leh!

SO! In conclusion, she was stupid because she cut me off (extremely rudely I might add) and not because she is old.

Wtf, I also don't know what I just ranted about. I'm just scared if that bloody old bugger ever finds out about it, she'll bring like her whole gang of other rude, old, selfish people-cut-off-ers along to bash me up with their walking canes.

I is teh sorry la ok! I just really hate people with no courtesy! Not road rage laaaarh!

Speaking of which, Anna's quote takes the cake again.

"Why so many cars on the road?! These people no home to go to 1 ah?!"

You the shit, Anna, you the shit. *worships*

ANYWAYS, before I digress again, I celebrated the New Year with the family. At first I sortakindamostlyverymuch was disappointed I'd be in Kepong while the friends would be in Sunway.

But we had our fun, didn't we?

Of course, cousin always makes sure we're well fed on these occasions.

So we has grill! It is teh noms ok!

Especially stripey bacon. Mmm, bacon... :9

OH OH OH! You'll never guess what I came across on the net the other day!

Go on, guess guess!

Ok, nevermind I couldn't wait so here it is! It's a friggin BACON PLUSHIE. (yes, capitalized, bolded and enlarged)

*insert OMGWTFLOLBBQSAUCEDIES here*

I wants I wants I wants! But I don't think Malaysia got lor, being a Muslim country and all. And that's pork reincarnate into cuddly goodness. T.T

Coke bottle from Japan! Cute right right right?

And huge ass strawb'ries! Sweet too. :D

And my aunt made her awesome Hokkien Mee, which sad to say, I was too full from the grill and my nose was too blocked to taste anything so I didn't try it. DDDDD:

I can twist doggies from pencil balloons! I can also make bunnies ok, don't pray pray.

Around a quarter to midnight, we started walking to the Waterfront where lotsa fun events were being held.

Judging from the amount of cars that night, we were smart enough to walk instead of drive.

But why so many cars you ask? Why so popular?

Because, aside from an awesome stage and awesomer MC...

Also got hot girls! :P

And hot guys too! Summore got fire wei. Fire eaters FTW! 8D

Then, at precisely midnight....

My phone died. WTF POTONG!

So instead I was deign to steal piccies from my cousin's friend's FB. Heh.

The fireworks display lasted close to a quarter of an hour and were very pwetty.

All around us were people hugging and kissing and laughing and having a good time. :)

Oh, did not make any New Year resolutions this year. I know I'll just break them so there's really no point.

Maybe to be earn more moolah and not mess things up again? And er er er... blog more? Not like anyone reads this blog anymore except those who was to unneccessarily torture themselves with pics of yummy food that makes up 80% (is that too kind? Maybe 83%) of the content.

Janice!

Went back to couzzie's place and did random stuff with the nieces.

Never realised how much I missed flip phones until I started playing with my niece's Disney Princess phone. -__-

Eh, flip phones are smexy leh!

Ok, overall I had a great time with them and I no more regret not going to Sunway instead. Pft, like daddy would allow me anyway.

Oh, minus the fact that I couldn't taste crap the whole night.

You know, when someone is asked what sense is most important to them or what sense they would be most devastated to lose, the answer that arises is usually sight or hearing.

People!!!!111one!!! You're totally underestimating the sense of taste! Dear lord, if I ever lost that sense, I'd just shrivel up inside and DIE.

Random urge to play with my food when I'm at a table too long after the meal. Those are onion rings FYI.

Oh oh oh! David managed to get me a temporary job at Sunway Giant the other day!

Ok, pay is not that good but I'm really that broke and lifeless. So....

He got the easy job ok. Here's all he had to do.

Dav: "Hi, would you like to try this Koala's March chocolate biscuit?"

Xiao Mei Mei: *takes and eats*

Parent: "Nice anot?

Xiao Mei Mei: *nods nods*

Parents: "Ok, I'll buy two."

Gao dim.


Summore got balloons and cute uniform! Tell me bribe anot la.

Me leh?

Had to promote chewing gum instead. =.=

Not even nice catchy name. Xylitol, meh.

On another note, first time I tied my hair up in ages.

Went to Full House for dinner on Sunday after the job. OMG, I think I pokkai again liao. =.=

Oh, and the college canteen finally reopened! Can has my meehun with sambal and telur goreng again!

Lovesssss!

Lovezz,

~*JJ*~

P.S.: I am not responsible for what my subconcious self tells me to do. Or what they claim she tells me to do.