Sunburnt

SMK Seafield Sports Day today.

And I was in St. John perbarisan AND on duty as well. Double shift.

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That was a random break of control where I banged on my keyboard in a fit of frustration. You may ignore.

So, duty-ing on an empty stomach. Plus, we didn't even get first place in perbarisan. Not like I thought we deserved it. I felt that we were Top 3 material, along with Scouts and Band. But honestly, Puteri Islam?!

If it were Scouts or Band or even Kadet Polis, I still would understand. In fact, I anticipated the one of the first two to get johan. But seriously lah, Puteri Islam. WTH?!

Or maybe I'm just prejudiced against pink stuff with *coughfuglycough* butterflies on their heads.

Summore right, I spent the whole day lucky enough to be out of the sun only to have my efforts washed down the drain at the last hour.

First shift in the open but sun wasn't strong yet. Second shift was in a shady area.

So I thought I was safe. Mana tau, when they were announcing the results for perbarisan, we were made to stand in the bleeding hot sun for like half and hour!

Okay, maybe not half hour. Exaggeration there. But only slightly.

This year (my last year too!) was kind of boring. I only did a few cramps and a cut. Nothing major.

I was even evil enough to hope that some one would slip on a bottle left in the middle of the track for the lack of better things to do than just stand around talking about... what did we talk about Wai Yi? Oh, yeah.

I polluted the innocent little minds of the form 3's and 2's when I mentioned the rumor about Zhenbon's six pack. And then some.

They were like, shocked outta their pure, little innocent form 3 minds! "Jia Yiiing! *giggles*"

Mission as president of the Popcorn Club (inside joke, hardy har har) accomplished. Hehe.

Not really shocked lah. But surprised. Lol, now no one will ever hired me as an entertainer again. Because that was the best I could think of to do when bored. Except critizing the songs, food and cheerleaders.

Not Vulcanz lah, the little ones. Anton Someone who shall not be named said that most of them were doing slutty moves. I couldn't see mucn but from the glances I caught, he's right.

WHAT LAH?! Has the standard fallen that low?! In my time (dang, I'm starting ro sound like those old people who always go 'Why sonnie, in my years, we did blah blah blah'), we were hardly allowed to even wear tight track bottoms and almost got into trouble for using glitter.

Speaking of evil people. Well, we weren't really speaking of evil people, but we are now!

So anway, some time during Shift 1, evil Melissa and evil Kok Fei were strolling about Checkpoint 1.

And ZEE OH EM GEE! They had a whole box of sushi in their hands! My craving for jap food nearly went over the edge then.

Especially since Melissa didn't know we weren't allowed to eat on duty and offered to feed me one! Right in front of my mouth leh!

But I resisted. *grins* Only becuase Tuan Sim was staring at us.

Then Kok Fei smirked and slowly, deliciously, temptingly ate a sushi right in front of us making yummy close to pornographic noises.

I just wanted to grab the rest of the sushi and cabut off.

See what I mean about evil?!

Nothing much else happened today. Except that we didn't get to food promised. Yerrr...

Oh yeah, one more tres important thing:

I GOT A FREAKING GODDAMN PISSING-ME-OFF, SCREWING-ME-UP, F-ED UP, *beep*SUCKING, BLOODY FUCKING SUNBURN.

#@!&*$#!

I would have put in more swear words but I'm trying to cut down, and besides, the words I thought of were too horrible to type here. Well, not really. I was just lazy.

Okay, lets all pray that my parents never find out about the existence of this blog.

So anwyay, my effort to stay out of the sun in a fruitless attempt to maintain my normal skin colour and not convert to Lobster-ville was well, fruitless.

I thought it wasn't so bad at first. I saw my photos in Ann's camera but lived in denial for like fifteen minutes thinking 'it's just the lighting' that made me look like Preman's sister.

That's crap, because we were standing in the blazing sun for the camwhoring (but not really) session. So lighting wasn't a problem and I knew it.

Fifteen minutes because when I got into mum's car, she was like, 'Girl, you're very red, better put some cream before it gets worse'.

No point putting on cream anyway, I already know what will happen.

What else for today? Oh yeah, I think I might stop giving him the cold shoulder now that it's all over. He looked about to cry when we lost today. *rolls eyes*

But really, our AJKs did a great job today so I'm cool.

Except for the fact that my neck and chest has a dark V-shaped tone AND my face is red and resembles a reverse panda (though not as bad as last year coz I wasn't wearing glasses but contacts this year) which means dark everywhere except the eye area AND my arms can compete with fried prawns in a 'who's redder' contest.

My skin is that defenseless. A lil bit of sun and I'm a hybrid of a tomato now.

AND I will start peeling tomorrow. Yep, that's what happens to me.

So if you see bits of dead skin flaking of the end of my nose, don't say anything unless you want a new teeth arrangement before you go home.

Gotta get some cream on me,

~*JJ*~